idk what to say , i have mixed feelings about this restaurant, the food smells like earringbacks.

my food had hair in it

I am scared.

My food had a cigar in it and crack rock

very nice service even got a gift

Best place to get food and cream pies!!!!

this place was a great place but now a new owner is here and the staff is not nice and took 33 minutes to make my food will not be going again

Appauling service threaten to shoot both EMS and PD when asked when their food would be ready disgusting behavious will not be back

Best burgers in Town!!!

GREAT FOOD HERE

Got served 2 cream pies by 2 lovely gentlemen

Best creampie I have ever eaten in my life. Could barely taste the salt. Said it was secret ingredient since 1852

Ordered a cream pie, suddenly 2 men walk out from the back, I was filled up successfully.

friendly service by Liam , love the pumpkin spice , cutest plushies in city

RECENTLY WENT TO HORYS AND ORDERD A HORNY BREAKFEST AND IT WAS THAT CREAMY I GOT PREGNENT THE NEXT DAY DISSGRACEFULL SERVICE

Liam Zino spat in my burger

Bought a burger and it was nice, next day i have the most horrible belly ache ever.. i then proceeded to fire from both ends streams of something so unholy the toilet melted.

liam maac the goat frrrrrrr

James vanex has the best customer service in the city and he makes ur food nice and quickly and if u ever need advertising ask him for les's forehead

James vanex is a really cool dude and is a very hardworker very dediticated to the job he assists when ever anyone is hungry

James vanex is such a nice guy love the vibe he brings when we buy food off of him 100% needs to be promoted

got some lovely food today was served by an amazing guy called james vanex great guy!!!!!

Frank Cash , assaulted my poor mate. James Vanex was very kind and helped us out

James Vanex, Best server about! great personality, Great laugh

great chap no waiting time very fast at his job. james vanex is the guy to see

Best place in the city :P

Pumba is the best worker ever!!!

pumba needs a raise

Mario Smith is the most greasy man ive ever seen in my life no wonder they never run out of oil...

Selling expired food thanks guys

served by cassie, really nice to speak to and go my order quickly

Amazing service by Pumba. I have never had that many cream pies at once before, thank you hornys! Tastes delicious. Parking is amazing, did not realise you could park literally anywhere. Very accessible. 11/10

Great service. Pumba is the best employee ever. 10/10 experience

Very good place - Saul approves!

mr McGregor was very sigma 10/10 give him a raise and make him president

Assie was an amazing person GIVE HIM A PROMOTION!!!!

very good service from mannes son. The chicken Ruby was also very good at his job, i love this place!!!!

jimmy is the most amazing guy ive ever met changed my life for the best deserves pays rise!

W Place W jimmy

Mimi is the best! RAWR!! GRRRRR!!

Jimmy... what can i say,.. his service was impecable!!! Greeted me with the biggest smile as i walked in, took my order and was on the ball! :0 made my food as soon as he could and also kissed me on the cheek as i tipped him, such a lovely hard working man. Deserves a raise and a promotion!

Mario Smith is one of the best workers i have seen there

My server Pingu gave me blueberry slushies when i ordered lemon, dropped them on the floor before handing them over but he did help me recover my truck when it got stolen so...FIVE STARS

BEST FOOD SHOP PUMBA WELLS BEST SERVER

I recently had the pleasure of dining at Hornys, and I must say, it was an experience to remember! Mario Smith, who took my food order, was simply fantastic. From the moment I walked in, Mario's warm smile and friendly demeanor made me feel right at home. The food? Absolutely delicious and piping hot, just the way I like it. Each bite was a burst of flavor that left me wanting more. But, the food wasn't the only thing that was hot (wink wink). Mario's exceptional service and charming personality added a delightful spark to my dining experience. If you're looking for great food and exceptional service, I highly recommend visiting Hornys and asking for Mario. You won't be disappointed!

bob is the best food guy

best food in town 100% would go again

Mario Smith is an amazing worker and deserves everything

Pumba is the sexiest man alive he makes me so horny for food, promote him please

STAN IS THE BEST EMPLOYEE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

Stan is an amazing workers 10 10 service from him

AMAZING GIMPS AND SOGGY MEN

STAN is the best ill hold his wood any day

Yo this Stan guy, honestly the best! <3

Stan vic best seller ever he made me use hornys insted of gelato

top service top food shoutout STAN my guy he needs a promotion fr fr

yummy mummy and sammy are abs gems to your work, outstanding food and always nice and warm and fresh

Best In Town! love the staff, 5 Stars

Got my hand stuck in the soda machine boo

Amazing, but one problem. i found a Fly in my milkshake

bob was very kind. i enjoyed tiggling his bum hairs whilst i devoured the horny burger

chubby guy behind counter very friendly geat customer service with superb creampie !!!

Bob (Staff) was nice but quite noticeably packing on some pounds. Maybe offer a Corporate exercise retreat?

Amazing staff, and great atmosphere! <3

Best burger joint ever never had better service anywhere

Absolutely stunning service by Cid !! best nuggies everrrr!!

food cost alot of money for the goblins

AS A WORKER IM BEING FORCED TO SAY THIS IS A GREAT ESTABLISHMENT BIG Ws

Tried to give my dog chocolate!

very nice people ong love bev

Banging stuff from bev and the boys

TANA BEING A SERIOUS CRIMINAL IN THE LOCAL HORNY'S RESTAURANT ENDED UP WITH PD BEING RASCALS KNOCKING HER OFF THE TIMER TO MAKE WHOREO MILKSHAKED

More grease please.

On the website it said it was Open. When I got there, NO ONE WAS IN, me and my 2 children were so hungry instead we had to go to the nearby gas station for food.... I am truly dissapointed I wish this could be improved in the future.

tana told me I had to write a good review so good shakes!

george p shot at me 1/5 for me get em gone

Fantastic establishment, never fails to meet my expectations!

Beats beans!!! 5/5 beans!

I always get Horny at Horny's! Lovely place! Just needs to be open more! I get rid of all my creampies real quick!

hello best restraunt

It is the best food shop ever would recommend hornys OTTT -junior

@JakeReaper Sorry my love but my employee's aren't slaves. When they're showing open on the tablet its staffed. I like my staff to enjoy their job rather than slag it off behind my back. Love and light babe xx

Bobby was very rude to me and took very long to make my order!!!!!

Wish when they were open staff was actually there. waited 10 mins then left https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1929451423

Revolutionary experience, they are breaking the traditional dining norms and bring in a fresh view to the scene

Makes me Horny

Bev is so fit so is bobby

Made Me So Horny

hornys OT Best place ever

bobby gave me a very gooooood cream pie

Banging Food and very good team of people #1 place for your food.

The food was very tasty i really appreciate it

I got the wrong meal so had to make a complaint I got my extra food but overall good food :D 4 stars

Eating food here really increased my libido!!! 💦💦

bevs got nice tits +1 10/10

VERY NICE BACON SANDWICH AND COCA COLA

10/10 thank you so much

Great place 10/10 customer service, Indis creampies are the best, some odd stains on the booths, sure it's nothing though.

Bloody love this place its propa mint me and the lads love to get some slushys and hashbrowns

orderd 100 slushies BLOODE LOVELE

The Chicken Wings are Bussin

100000000/10

10/10 for me

chicken sandvich

10/10 Scoobi best server around, hit him up for quick deals when youre hungry. <3

beanybenson rates this

Very good Bev OT

10/10 keemon

Best Burger shot in city

amazing place bueger park OT

Cleanest Establishment in city! Everything made fresh to order. Bev's Burgershot on Top!

Top restaurant in the city would definitely go again

Jacob Polock is very sexy

Very Nice... I like