Welcome to Horny's Burgers Mainframe!
Please login to see your Horny's Burgers customer account
Show me the Heart Stopper!!! (Login)
About Us
Welcome to the best fast food restaurant in town, a place where size does matter, Hornys'!
Are you looking for something to tickle that pickle or feeling a bit saucy - don't worry we've got you baby.
Our store provides mouth watering food made freshly for each meal that will leave you feeling leg shakenly satisfied all day!
Why not sample our meal deals, we'll blow your mind away - at least something is getting blown right?!
Menu Deals
Morning Glory Bag $190
Breakfast Main, Hash Brown, Coffee
Horny Meal $900
Main, Side, Drink, Toy
Lets get Horny $5500
10x Main, 10x Small Bites, 10x Sides, 10x Drinks
Finger Licking Good Box $200
Chicken Wings, Chicken Tenders, Fries
Orgy Box $1800
2x Mains, 2x Small Bites, 4x Sides, 4x Drinks, 4x Cream Pies
Hornys Three Way $1400
3x Main, 3x Small Bites, 3x Sides, 3x Drinks
Public Service Discount
20% discountâ€
Christmas
Breakfast Mains
Bacon Sandwich
$180
Breakfast Muff
$190
French Toast
$120
Hornys Breakfast
$100
Sausage Sandwich
$180
Mains
Beef Burger
$250
Chicken Hornstar
$250
Chicken Sandwich
$260
Horn Burger
$350
Stuffed Burger
$350
Small Bites
Burrito
$250
Chicken Salad
$150
Chicken Tenders
$100
Chicken Wings
$100
Nuggets
$100
Taco
$220
Wrap
$175
Sides
Fries
$50
Hash Brown
$40
Horny Donut
$150
Desserts
Cream Pie
$100
Pancakes
$120
Drinks
Blueberry Slushie
$250
Coffee
$60
Lemon Slushie
$250
Lime Slushie
$250
Strawberry Slushie
$250
Fatshakes
Creamy Fatshake
$300
Gingerman Fatshake
$300
Pinky Fatshake
$300
Choc Whoreo Fatshake
$300
Pumpkin Spice Fatshake
$350
Our Staff
Ava Goodman
Mario Smith
Odin Maac
Pumba Wells
Dom Carter
Mike Oxbig
Yummy Mummy
Alfred Beecroft
Bob Smths
Clementine Crawford
Daveid Kemp
Janice Tucker
Jess Long
Killerf Groove
Kiran Smith
Randy Sinclair
Rodney Lickens
Steven Moore
Come down to Horny's Burgers and say Hello
Small Print
†Doesn't include "Meal Deal" in this deal.